Allllll thhhheeeee ttiimmmmeeeeeeeeee
I don’t even have an excuse for this one other than it needed to be done… their names RHYME, okay?! It was destiny! Gaston is clearly one of the best Disney villains ever. And you know Amon secretly checks himself out and makes his Equalist cronies sing about him. It’s basically canon. Enjoy! :)
No one creeps like Amon
Haunts your sleep like Amon
Makes those prissy-haired probenders weep like AmonFor there’s no Equalist half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any non-bender handy
And they’ll tell you whose team they’d prefer to be onNo one’s fast as Amon
Wears a mask like Amon
Wants to kick Avatar Korra’s ass like AmonAnd his speeches are really intimidating
My what a guy, that Amon!Give five “flameo”s
Give twelve “yip-yip”s
Amon is the best and the rest is all dripsNo one plots like Amon
Calls the shots like Amon
No one hides out and never gets caught like AmonSo you benders don’t even think of escaping
My what a guy, Amon!(Download link here in case anyone wants it, and all that jazz!)
This was very well done and very clever! Good Show!
^THIS. IS. FLAWLESS. JUST. FLAWLESS.^In which Barton stars in a soft porno for more press
Where are those gifs from out of interest
I need to know because of the reasons >.>
I think it’s from a Pink music video.
H.P. Lovecraft and Nikola Tesla: Paranormal Investigators
Illustration by Travis Pitts :: via zom-bot
best friend = pabu aww
first kiss = amon aaawwwkkwarrddd
lover = korra aww yess
enemy = mako lollll
has a crush on you = mako LOL OH THE TENSION
cockblocked by bolin = appropriate
Best friend: Bolin /AWW YEAH BFFS
First Kiss: Tenzin /NOO AWWKWARD TENZIN BE MY DAD THAT’S IT
Lover: Amon /… I’m strangely okay with this
Enemy: Korra /Guess I must be one of Amon’s non-bending groupies LOL
Has a crush on you: Mako /AGAIN, AWWWKWARD
Cockblocked by: Tenzin /LOL
Best friend=Mako
First Kiss Bolin (<3)
Lover=Bolin (I like the Cubbish handsome guys so I’m totally okay with this)
Enemy-Lin (Fuck da Police)
Has a crush on me-Korra (Sweet :))
Cock blocked by-Pabu
Best Friend Pabu, first kiss Mako, Lover Pabu, Enemy Mako, Kenzin has a crush on me, Cock blocked by Pabu.
We’re getting into some weird territory in this fandom….
Best friend Pabu, first kiss Pabu, lover Korra, enemy Bolin, Lin has a crush on me, cock blocked by Pabu.
PABU!! -shakes fist-


